From the moment we
first enter into society, we are bombarded with carefully constructed lies
designed to indulge us in our idiocy and hinder us from progressing in our
daily lives. These falsehoods are often offered in dismissal so that the rest
of society is not forced to deal with you wallowing in self pity and are will supposedly
boost your confidence (for a while). There is nothing more dangerous than
believing said lies.
Lie number one: You
should just be yourself
Often when unsure of
themselves, people are encouraged to be themselves, worst advice ever. Being you
in a completely alien environment is beyond stupid, one must use their own
personal judgment to discern the manner in which they should present themselves.
The way one would act whilst partaking of a meal in the presence of the queen
differs greatly to a more relaxed dinner amongst family. There the particularly
crass might comfortably break wind or casually remark upon a much required
bowel movement. Sitting across from the Queen however, the conversation would
be much more conservative. If not then it is unlikely that you will be called
back to Buckingham palace for a second visit. So maybe that scenario was a
little extreme, if you want to see that being you is a load of bollocks then
consider this: is there a difference between the way you act with friends and
the way you act with family? If there isn't then you either have a really laissez-faire
household, or your friends are shit.
Lie number two: It’s
the inside that counts
Now though this to
some extent can be argued to be true, it is the most dangerous lie out there.
Fed on a regular basis to ugly girls by their supportive mothers, this grotesque
manipulation of the truth leads many females into believing that if they shouldn't
even bother with their appearance because a guy must appreciate the inner
beauty. *newsflash* If the outside doesn't look good, who’s going to stick
around long enough to see what’s inside? Imagine this, two houses are up for
sale, one is right next to a burst sewage pipe, there is sewage spewing forth
from the ruptured pipe. The road is ridden with potholes; it’s in a rough
neighborhood and in a general state of disrepair. No one sticks around to
enter in, however, if one were to enter in, they would realise that in contrast
to the outside, everything inside is perfectly clean and it rather impressive
to say the least, Chandeliers, the lot. The other home that is for sale is
located in a more respectable neighborhood; the grounds are neatly maintained
overall highly aesthetically pleasing. The interior of the house is however in
somewhat of a shambles. Because the outside is so well maintained and
attractive, one is almost always willing to compromise and accept the house on
the presumption that the interior can be restored to its former glory. The same
is true for people if the outside looks like a pile of shit no one cares what’s
on the inside, because they never stick around long enough to find out. Let the
interior match the exterior and if it doesn't? Then compensate for that shit
interior with stunning outer casing. All in all, the inside only counts if the
outside is worth looking at.
yup
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